November 2010
2 posts
The Pom Wonderful Dinner Party
As some of you may know, the marvelously generous people at POM Wonderful recently sent me an unconscionable number of pomegranates (44!) and a very risque apron and a cutting board in hopes that I would do something wonderful with these things.
Well, I’ve done my best, and here is the best rehash I could muster. Much of the description of the party is in the captions of the pictures in...
October 2010
4 posts
“sub·sume
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–verb (used with...”
– http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/subsume
September 2010
3 posts
August 2010
6 posts
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
3 posts
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
2 posts
Name-Your-Price Fundraiser Jewelry Sale
Long Island Food Not Bombs recently received a donation of a case of vintage necklaces and pins. Rather than distributing them at our food share, we thought it would be best to sell as many as we can to raise money for more food, clothing and supplies. Much of our food is donated, but occasionally we need supplements, especially for the hot meals we prepare for some of the shares.
If you are...
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WANT.
February 2010
3 posts
Letters to imaginary future boyfriends, part 1
hungarians eat gelatinous things and i apologize in advance for any future dinners you will have to endure with my parents korom porkolt and the like, inherited dishes of bone and claws and the stories about the time my baby sister asked from the back of the car what sodomy was after mom had taken us to see hair with my good catholic girl of a friend.
Please edit the shit out of this
i just wrote a dumb quick little piece to submit to the campus literary magazine tomorrow. please lay into it with bared teeth. I don’t have a title either. I was thinking “Seasons”, because pretty soon there aren’t going to be any anymore.
“It got down to 28 degrees in January,” he told me. “It snowed.” “That’s just unnatural for New...
January 2010
18 posts
this is something i have always wanted to know.
An Analysis of Cookies baked & crafted to... →
roseofbohemia:
for @juvenalia
there is something mentally wrong with this website but i basically peed myself.
there is something mentally wrong with me.
to do.
The Pond: Skate
Fledgling Wine →
to drink?
“You’re a Genius all the time”
– to remember.
Jack Kerouac’s New Year’s Resolutions - Nerve.com
Alignment | Know Your Meme →
i must have 30 firefox tabs open. it looks like it is time to start this up again as a public to-do list.
therefore, i give you:
to read.
December 2009
2 posts
Oh, hey December!
Where the devil did you come from?
i've been dressing like crap lately
i think i’ve forgotten how. that, or my room’s too messy for me to be able to put together a cohesive outfit because i can’t find half the parts.
this is a cry for help.
November 2009
6 posts
oh you you you
I read a found poem created entirely out of lines from a mini-dictionary for tourists. It inspired me to write a poem out of several Missed Connections posts on Craigslist. I copied a bunch of them, broke them into lines, then deleted the stuff I knew I didn’t like. I printed out two copies of the rest, cut them apart and taped them back together. I did not add a single word or mark, apart...